A Visit to the French Police (September 10, 2004)
from Blood is Thicker than Beaujolais
Beware the enterprise not launched with champagne. Remember the Titanic;
no bottle was broken over its bow.
The thought floated through Ezra's troubled mind as he mounted the worn
stone steps of the police station.
He paused before entering, allowing himself time to recall the macabre
events of the morning so that he could tell his side of the story.
The squat building with its flaking mustard-coloured facade was located
on the north side of the square next to Haut St. Antoine's town hall.
At tables under the plane trees in the main square, old men with blue
berets and red faces sat on wicker chairs nursing tiny glasses of Beaujolais.
The bistro on the corner was filled with truck drivers and merchants.
Everything seemed in suspension just waiting for November 18, the third
Thursday of the month, when the new wine would be released.
The old men watched Ezra as he hesitated on the top step, hands deep
in his heavy blue overcoat pockets. He seemed to fill the doorway, his
reddish complexion accentuated by the shock of prematurely white hair
that had a life of its own in the afternoon breeze. His large expanse
of forehead, deeply lined, was corrugated in a frown.
Do it, he commanded himself.
Once inside his acute sense of smell, honed over twenty-two years of
detecting wines' elusive fragrances, picked up the chalky smell of dampness
and the more pungent scent of stale tobacco. The reception desk, he noticed,
was no bigger than the one in his hotel but the uniformed gendarme pecking
at a typewriter behind it was far less obliging than the owner's wife,
the bosomy Madame Barriere.
On the wall above the seated cop hung a faded portrait of General de
Gaulle in full military uniform.
"My name is Ezra Brant. I would like to see your senior officer,"
he said in a loud voice, hoping his message would carry beyond the frosted
glass doors to the inner office.
His French accent made the man look up abruptly. In the presence of public
servants Ezra adopted the air of someone who had little time to spend
on explanations at a low level.
"It is a matter of great seriousness I wish to discuss."
Ezra realized as soon as he had uttered the words that they sounded as
pompous in French as they did in English; but they seemed to have the
desired effect on the young policeman who rose from his chair, buttoned
the jacket of his uniform and knocked on the glass doors. He slid them
open wide enough to squeeze through without allowing Ezra a glimpse inside
and closed them after him. Presently, he was back.
"Inspector Chasselas will see you," he said, beckoning Ezra
As a wine writer, it pleased Ezra that the local police chief was named
after a grape variety. He made his way across the black and white tiled
floor to the Inspectors office.
"Monsieur Brant. I am Chasselas. Sit down, please."
Ezra found himself facing a man of medium height with a round face emphasized
by a pair of moon-shaped spectacles and a half beard. The beard was white,
as if its owner had lowered his chin into a bowl of flour; but his hair,
carefully styled with some substance that made it shine under the neon
light, was jet black and not the dead black one usually associates with
artificial colouring. It was blue-black, the colour of a revolver.
The eyes behind the tinted lenses were shrewd and challenging. The lips
were thin and almost nonexistent. The manicured hands touched the lapels
of his expensively cut suit.
"You speak English, Inspector."
"A little. You are surprised. In such a tiny backwater, you are
thinking. But it is expected of us. Beaujolais attracts a great deal of
attention nowadays. It was not always so."
"I only wish my French were as good as your English."
"But your country is bilingual, is it not?"
"Officially, yes. But I didn't come here to..."
Chasselas held up his hand and opened a file in front of him.
"Ezra Brant, journalist from Toronto, Canada. Wife, Constance Elizabeth.
Residing at Hotel Sarment d'Or. I would have thought a journalist of your
reputation. Monsieur Brant, would have chosen to stay at well,
there are many fine hotels in the region."
Ezra was both flattered and annoyed. He realized that Chasselas was reading
from a file the police had opened on him. The thought discomfited him
but he was determined not to let it show.
"If you know that much about me, Inspector, then tell me why I'm
Inspector Chasselas shrugged and pursed his lips.
"I'm listening. Monsieur."
"I came to report a murder."
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Here's a bit more about the books:
Blood is Thicker than Beaujolais
Wine writer Ezra Brant and his wife Connie travel to the remote French
village of Haut St. Antoine for a relaxing vacation while Ezra reports
on the release of the Beaujolais Nouveau. But after a visit to a local
cave cellar Ezra ends up reporting a body to the police instead.
Troubled by the apparent lack of interest in finding the murderer and
the village's silence about the victim, Ezra gets on the case much
to Connie's chagrin. While the other tourists join in the idyllic harvest
celebration, Ezra and Connie are drawn relentlessly into a dangerous web
of murder, fraud and international intrigue.
The Beast of Barbaresco
For wine writer Ezra Brant, the trip to the picturesque Piedmontese village
of Barbaresco to help judge the annual wine competition was supposed to
be a restful interlude despite all the talk of a serial killer
the locals have dubbed "the Beast."
But when a fellow wine writer disappears without a trace, Ezra has no
choice but to investigate. Could his colleague have become the latest
victim of the Beast? Or does his disappearance have to do with a story
he had been pursuing? Ezra puts his wine knowledge to work in finding
the truth, in spite of all the obstacles set before him... including a
charming Irish redhead.
Death on the Douro
When Matthew Sykes, scion of an old port shipping family, extends an invitation
to wine writer Ezra Brant to attend his quinta's bicentennial celebration
in Oporto, Ezra is delighted to accept. An all-expenses-paid trip to sunny
Portugal is just what he needs, and the visit will dovetail nicely with
his research for a book on the history of port wine.
But when Ezra arrives, he finds his friend Sykes has more on his mind
than the anniversary fete. A series of strange and sinister incidents
around the Quinta San Pedro point to a deliberate attempt to derail the
big party. When murder becomes part of the picture, Ezra becomes more
determined than ever to find out what really lies behind the events.